Are You Ratchet?
"YOU SHOULD POSE THE QUESTION:HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE RATCHET?"
That's the thing. Most of the b*tches who are ratchet don't even know it. Some are proud of that sh*t, but the majority think they're perfect ladies, and won't hesitate to throw the word "classy" around like it's their middle name. As a matter of fact ratchet mothaf*ckas are the ones who use the word ratchet the most. A ratchet b*tch never realizes her own ratchetness. She could be in McDonalds in line with a hot pink camouflage bikini ripped over the p*ssy, complaining at the top of her lungs on how hot it is, and how if they don't turn up the A/C she gon sweat her edges out..... Her dyed baby blue edges.
You can always spot a major ratchet b*tch because she's always the loudest in the room. Not just her voice either, usually her wardrobe and hair are loud as f*ck too. These are the b*tches you see in the club with nothing on but a silver wig, some stelletos, and two rubberbands around her wrists. Believe me you'll know when you see one. You also have the toddler ratchets who haven't fully matured into a full grown ratchet yet. You'll see major changes in behavior once they reach they're ratchet adolescence
However, ask a ratchet b*tch what her definition of ratchet is and she'll basically describe herself without even knowing it. What's your definiton of ratchet? Do you think most ratchet b*tches realize they're ratchet? - N.F.